Bill's legacy finally revealed.
And if the UN wants to distribute sex books to the kiddies, they can probably get a hellofa deal on THIS gem:
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
Knopf is 13th Century German for incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples garbage. Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early classics as
How to Enjoy The Inquisition by Father Torquemada
You Get My Point? by Vlad the Impaler
Guillotine Maintenance and Repair by Citizen Robespierre
Three of their more recent offerings are PeeWee Hermans Movie Guide, Gary Condits Guide to Picking Up Chicks and Compared to Us, Ponzi Was a Freakin Choirboy co-authored by Gary Winnick, Ken Lay and Terry McAuliffe.
All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!