[Dialup Llama]

>That's because it wasn't written by DENNIS Miller, but by a different comedian/writer named LARRY Miller.

So you're saying that it was written by Larry Miller but was in a Dennis Miller monologue.

[Delbert]

ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; THIS ARTICLE WAS APPARENTLY NOT WRITTEN BY DENNIS MILLER, IT WAS RUMORED TO BE ATTRIBUTED TO TV COP BARNEY MILLER, BUT TRUTH BE KNOWN, IT IS CREDITED TO LARRY MILLER, THE DEAN OF SHERMAN KLUMPS UNIVERISTY ON THE NUTTY PROFESSOR. THANK YOU

[berned]

So you're saying that it was written by Larry Miller but was in a Dennis Miller monologue.

No. It was written by Larry Miller for a piece he writes in the Weekly Standard. Dennis Miller had nothing to do with this at all.