You guys just have to read Larry Miller's "But Seriously Folks" essay which I just bumped up there somewhere because it contains this which is a fantasy quote from Dashole:
"My colleagues and I have put ourselves through extensive and traditional Freudian analysis and realized we're consumed with envy, self-hate, and a deep fear of being in the right. In addition, we've found God and come to understand the value of Old Testament justice over New Age compassion. In short, we apologize to our fellow citizens for being in the way. It won't happen again. And as a small gesture towards making things right, we just strangled Helen Thomas."
Is that good or what? I thought I would bust a gut laughing when I first read it. Read the rest.