[Protagoras]

How would you know if another child ever hit your child? Do they tell you every detail of their lives?

Every important detail, such as assault, has been reported.

[AppyPappy]

So if a kid banged into your kid in the hall, they came home and told you?

You need another mirror, Alice.

[usadave]

Every important detail, such as assault, has been reported.

Said in a way that would make any government operative proud.