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Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.



TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: ericschmeltzer; nadler
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1 posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
Somebody ought to send this web address to Roll Call, or to McCaslin at the Washington Times. This is right up McCaslin's alley.
2 posted on 05/21/2002 7:36:21 AM PDT by 3AngelaD
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To: LarryLied
IFC
3 posted on 05/21/2002 7:38:34 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: LarryLied
Check out one of this lib/dem sleazybag's links:

The Anti-Rush Homepage!
Get the ammo you need to verbally shoot down that fat, disgusting, sloppy pig!

Oddly enough, when you look up "fat", "disgusting", and "sloppy pig" in the dictionary, you find pictures of Nadler.

4 posted on 05/21/2002 7:39:08 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: 3AngelaD
jmccaslin@washingtontimes.com
5 posted on 05/21/2002 7:42:06 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: LarryLied
TALK TO SCHMELTZ: wolfpac@clark.net or call my new phone line, 1-900-TEEN-ASS. OK, please don't call that. I was joking."

Yep.....this is the level of the bureaucrats behind the Democrats.........they are in DEEP DOO DOO (or we are.)

6 posted on 05/21/2002 7:42:30 AM PDT by goodnesswins
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To: anniegetyourgun
better yet, run the google search of his name and read his comments on the "staffer of the week" from Hillzoo. It's distressing to think that he is on the Hill.
7 posted on 05/21/2002 7:43:03 AM PDT by Centaur
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To: LarryLied
Amazing...I bet this web site disappears once it is well known
8 posted on 05/21/2002 7:48:22 AM PDT by woofie
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To: Centaur
He's just one of many lowlife lib/dems inside the beltway. Sadly, most registered DEMS in this country don't realize their party has been overtaken by sluts, political whores, liars, potty-mouthed, criminal, pukes. Bill, Hillary, Terry, Begala, Ickes, Nadler, Franks, Traficant, Kennedy, and the list goes on and on.....
9 posted on 05/21/2002 7:48:29 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: LarryLied
This can't be for real. Can it?

I feel very strange. Very, very strange. For the first time in my life, I am actually HAPPY that my congresscritter is that blonde bepearled RAT airhead, Carolyn Maloney. God I feel strange.

10 posted on 05/21/2002 7:49:14 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: LarryLied
There are countless little turd$ like Eric Schmeltzer all over Washington. The scary part is that someone like Nadler would hire this juvenile little brat. The really scary part is that these are a lot of these types working on legislation.

I suppose wackos like Eric are easier to handle since they love drinking the leftist Koolaide. Because they don't have any business being anywhere near our halls of gov't and they know it. Remember Craig Livingstone? Easy to control and they will do anything to stay where they are.

Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

So much for our "best and brightest".......

11 posted on 05/21/2002 7:51:01 AM PDT by isthisnickcool
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To: hellinahandcart
Just think, if I'd rented an apartment further south, I'd be in Nadler's district.

Wonder if this guy is responsible for that "whiff of fascism" crack in Nov. 2000...

12 posted on 05/21/2002 7:51:25 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: LarryLied
what a dork
13 posted on 05/21/2002 7:53:01 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: isthisnickcool
Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

That was Flounder, not Otter. :D

14 posted on 05/21/2002 7:53:31 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: anniegetyourgun
What kills me is that this guy is, apparently, a literate anime fan.

It always disappoints me to find out that a member of the Craft is a flaming liberal.

Oh well, I had to figure that a liberal's idea of good anime is some clip from some half-baked Eighties Japanese kid's show.

When you're a conservative, you tend to appreciate the finer things.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

15 posted on 05/21/2002 7:58:55 AM PDT by section9
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To: LarryLied
Currently, I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold L. Nadler (D-NY). His district encompasses most of Manhattan and a small part of Brooklyn. So, needless to say, I am in the hub of the greatest media market in the world. Again, I am the one-man press operation, and am the gatekeeper and conduit between the Congressman and the media.

Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

16 posted on 05/21/2002 8:01:03 AM PDT by woofie
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To: hellinahandcart
Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".

That was Flounder, not Otter. :D

Heh... this guy's boss kinda looks like Flounder, too! Life imitates art? ;-)

17 posted on 05/21/2002 8:01:35 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: woofie
Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...

And don't forget, the password is "elephantitis of the genitals"...

18 posted on 05/21/2002 8:03:16 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: woofie;DeBug=int13;Doug from Upland;Shermy;Weikel;Howlin;Yaya123;Southflanknorthpawsis...
Amazing...I bet this web site disappears once it is well known

I suspect so too. Received via free mail:

Sure got a bit of "noise" off that site. ICMP, UDP packets, port probes and such. They sure seemed nosy about who comes to visit over there. Humph. Got REALLY whacked by'em when trying to get in to view the guest book (of course! I'm curious!). Can imagine an attempt to get into the post TO section would be just as bad.

19 posted on 05/21/2002 8:03:30 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: goodnesswins
He links to therock.com. Does this guy realize the "Rock" is a conservative? He endorsed Bush if I recall.
20 posted on 05/21/2002 8:04:42 AM PDT by smith288
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To: woofie
Gatekeeper, eh? He'd better be careful... Barney Frank is the "Keymaster"! ;-)

Come to think of it, I really can't think of a better town for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to stomp flat.

21 posted on 05/21/2002 8:06:09 AM PDT by Charles Martel
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To: LarryLied
I wonder how this would go over on a Republican staffers web page...

A Little Fun

Have you ever wished that you weren't a 26 year old jewish guy from a middle class suburb of Philadelphia? Sure, we all have. And have you kind of wished that maybe you were a black guy from Harlem with an afro and leather trench coat? Yep. Me too.

Well, through the amazing technology that my $25,000 a year education brought me, I present to you, Me, Eric Schmeltzer, as Shaft, or is it Shaft as me? Hmmmmm.......

Click Here!!!

22 posted on 05/21/2002 8:06:59 AM PDT by Phantom Lord
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To: LarryLied
I saved the site to my HDD. He can do whatever he wants. BWUHAHAHA
23 posted on 05/21/2002 8:07:20 AM PDT by smith288
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To: smith288
I saved the site to my HDD. He can do whatever he wants. BWUHAHAHA

heh...heh...freepers never forget.

24 posted on 05/21/2002 8:11:10 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
This guy is a FLIPPING FAGGIT, my apologies to homosexuals everywhere.

Honestly, your assessment is dead-on. Why would we want to share sensitive intelligence w/an immature a-hole like this?

25 posted on 05/21/2002 8:12:10 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: Charles Martel
Come to think of it, I really can't think of a better town for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man to stomp flat.

Hey, don't give Nadler any ideas, okay? I happen to live in that town. (And if you ever visit, I'll show you where all the "Ghostbusters" buildings are located)

26 posted on 05/21/2002 8:13:21 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: All; LarryLied
If you're curious, you can see his picture here. This guy is probably a close personal friend of the kids who left things in such pristine condition for the new administration.
27 posted on 05/21/2002 8:13:30 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
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To: section9
If introducing anime to the Freepers here... I'll bet male freepers would go ga-ga over Gunsmith Cats, that series about two female gun nuts who run a gun & ammo place...


28 posted on 05/21/2002 8:15:26 AM PDT by Nataku X
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To: LarryLied
I just sent this to opinionjournal@wsj.com. Did anyone send it to McCaslin or Roll Call?
29 posted on 05/21/2002 8:20:03 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
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To: LarryLied
Does someone want to tip off the home district newspapers?
30 posted on 05/21/2002 8:20:31 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
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To: section9;hellinahandcart;DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet;Hemingway's Ghost;Phantom Lord;Amelia;summer;
Correct me if I am wrong, but since Eric's site actively probes visitors and there are graphics posted on this thread linked to his web page doesn't that mean Eric might very well drop in to read what we say about him?

:-)

Hellinahandcart...know any New Yorkers in his district? Or anyone else in the city who might be interested?

31 posted on 05/21/2002 8:21:12 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: Beelzebubba
Here's this loser's email address (from his site):

wolfpac@clark.net

32 posted on 05/21/2002 8:21:16 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: LarryLied
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

What a freakin' visual. Sounds like he caught a venereal disease from his boss.


33 posted on 05/21/2002 8:22:52 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: LarryLied
Seems to me the guy is ready to run for his own seat in the house.
34 posted on 05/21/2002 8:24:55 AM PDT by paul51
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To: LarryLied
I'm shooting off a link to Howie Carr's email address. He called Nadler a human bowling ball recently; I'm sure he'll dig this site. Does anyone have it archived in case he dumps it right quick?
35 posted on 05/21/2002 8:26:55 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: LarryLied
Let me go post a link on the New York page. We've got tons of freepers saddled with Nadler.
36 posted on 05/21/2002 8:29:26 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: LarryLied
Again, I am the one-man press operation, and am the gatekeeper and conduit between the Congressman and the media.

Funny, but isn't the sphincter ani (yes, you guessed it, the bunghole) a gatekeeper as well? If so, then he fits his role well!! LOL!!

Wonder how many times a day he has to fill Nadler's feedbag? (The picture above of Jabba the Hut is priceless!!!)

37 posted on 05/21/2002 8:34:08 AM PDT by SpinyNorman
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To: Slyfox
don't forget Mr. Creosote ...


38 posted on 05/21/2002 8:34:49 AM PDT by hang 'em
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To: LarryLied
Well, it's done. Bumping to the top again.
39 posted on 05/21/2002 8:35:40 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Hemingway's Ghost;smith288
smith288 saved it, or some of it, to HDD. It does seem this won't be around long. Eric probably gets a handful of hits a day if that. Think he will notice what is going on. Perhaps he will visit and post.
40 posted on 05/21/2002 8:36:07 AM PDT by LarryLied
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To: LarryLied
I can't get into his guest book. Has anybody else gotten into it? If so, what's there?
41 posted on 05/21/2002 8:38:33 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: LarryLied
From personal experience of crap that people pull on the net, it's more than likely that this is a site made by one of his enemies. I am sure he has plenty. The site sounds like a prank.

When the Lewinsky scandal broke, there were no less than 10 sites and AOL screen names that popped up all claiming that they were Monica.

Don't believe everything you read.

42 posted on 05/21/2002 8:39:50 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: section9
And heaven knows, you are a finer thing.....
43 posted on 05/21/2002 8:40:54 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: LarryLied
Even if the site 'disappears', it will always be here.

Visit the internet WayBack Machine!

The current page is not there but the content is...

44 posted on 05/21/2002 8:43:33 AM PDT by jbstrick
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
This site is pretty extensive, though: it lists clips he's proud of, etc. I'd bet it's him.
45 posted on 05/21/2002 8:44:14 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost
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To: LarryLied
Now that I think about it, Nadler more closely resembles Mr. Creosote of Monty Python's Meaning of Life movie. If you saw it, you will know exactly what I mean.

Would someone please pass Nadler that final "wafer thin mint?" He looks ready to explode!

46 posted on 05/21/2002 8:49:18 AM PDT by SpinyNorman
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To: LarryLied
This CAN'T be for real. I think somebody put it there with malice aforethought. The guy just can't be that stupid.
47 posted on 05/21/2002 8:52:16 AM PDT by SwinusMaximus
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To: Oschisms; NYC GOP Chick
You are captives in Nadler's district, yes?
48 posted on 05/21/2002 8:52:25 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: Cacique; KLT; Nitro
ping...
49 posted on 05/21/2002 8:54:28 AM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
If you're curious, you can see his picture here. This guy is probably a close personal friend of the kids who left things in such pristine condition for the new administration.

After reading this guy's bio, it's hard for me to believe he's a PR person for a congressperson. Every other sentence starts with "I". He writes like a 10 year old and has a bigger ego than Jerrold Nadler. Wonder who his parents are? There must have been a bit of "influence" in the hiring of this egomaniac.

50 posted on 05/21/2002 9:03:27 AM PDT by mia
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