Skip to comments.Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.
Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:
I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?
Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!
A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!
It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."
All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.
The Anti-Rush Homepage!
Get the ammo you need to verbally shoot down that fat, disgusting, sloppy pig!
Oddly enough, when you look up "fat", "disgusting", and "sloppy pig" in the dictionary, you find pictures of Nadler.
Yep.....this is the level of the bureaucrats behind the Democrats.........they are in DEEP DOO DOO (or we are.)
I feel very strange. Very, very strange. For the first time in my life, I am actually HAPPY that my congresscritter is that blonde bepearled RAT airhead, Carolyn Maloney. God I feel strange.
I suppose wackos like Eric are easier to handle since they love drinking the leftist Koolaide. Because they don't have any business being anywhere near our halls of gov't and they know it. Remember Craig Livingstone? Easy to control and they will do anything to stay where they are.
Like Otter in Animal House, little Eric has been let in the Washington "fraternity" because he is obviously a "legacy".
So much for our "best and brightest".......
Wonder if this guy is responsible for that "whiff of fascism" crack in Nov. 2000...
That was Flounder, not Otter. :D
It always disappoints me to find out that a member of the Craft is a flaming liberal.
Oh well, I had to figure that a liberal's idea of good anime is some clip from some half-baked Eighties Japanese kid's show.
When you're a conservative, you tend to appreciate the finer things.
Be Seeing You,
Hello? Media? Meet Mr Gatekeeper...
That was Flounder, not Otter. :D
Heh... this guy's boss kinda looks like Flounder, too! Life imitates art? ;-)
And don't forget, the password is "elephantitis of the genitals"...
I suspect so too. Received via free mail:
Sure got a bit of "noise" off that site. ICMP, UDP packets, port probes and such. They sure seemed nosy about who comes to visit over there. Humph. Got REALLY whacked by'em when trying to get in to view the guest book (of course! I'm curious!). Can imagine an attempt to get into the post TO section would be just as bad.
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