Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.

"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

[smith288]

What is Waddlers stance on taxing "sin foods"? I mean, he is addicted to food no doubt in my mind.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Nope. Unlike that very scary hag, I *know* who my congresscritter is, but I *really* don't like it.

[LarryLied]

Top staffers:

Barney Frank: Peter Kovar

Henry Waxman: Phil Schiliro

[CyberAnt]

Yes, with staff of this character and integrity, there is no reason why we should not trust the entire Congress with all the national secrets. /sarcasm/

[section9]

You know, what pisses me off is that the clown pulled his site, and thus the link to the pic from Space Battleship Yamato, the one that places my pic from Cowboy Bebop in context.

Anyhoo, here's what probably happened: DUmmie is lurking FR, sees thread about Nadler's press bitch. Goes there, finds in horror that the little dweebs skanky twaddle is all over FR and could be leaked to the Post. Dumpster calls his friend at Nadler's office. Chief of Staff of Nadler's office sees pr flack's website, has coronary. Press Secretary pulls offending website, filled as it is with vainglorious assholery, as soon as humanly possible, or at least before Jabba finds out.

Press flack and Chief of Staff breathe a sigh of relief. Press flack thinks job is secure for foreseeable future. Press flack does not know that Freepers have already gone to Webarchive.com to get all the goodies that can't be redacted. All sorts of sexist, patriarchal remarks preserved for all eternity. New York Post morning edition presses stop!

Methinks Press Flack might be lurking this site and staining underwear.

Stupid git. He can't even keep from embarrassing Jabba, his principal. Rule One in Washington: don't embarrass your Principal.

Schmeltzer is history.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[Registered]

Thanks for the info.

[LarryLied]

All sorts of sexist, patriarchal remarks preserved for all eternity.

Maybe he should change his name. I see Eric's former boss in PA won the Democrat primary in PA tonight. Doubt Eric is celebrating much.

Anyone see updates on this, please *ping* me.

[Timesink]

Nope. Unlike that very scary hag, I *know* who my congresscritter is, but I *really* don't like it.

If only we had a chance of electing a Republican...

[LarryLied]

NYC Water Tunnel 3 is scheduled for completion in 2025. Maybe a Republican will be elected then. It has to be the water. Nothing else makes sense.

[smith288]

You forgot one thing, section9

Freepers arent dumb

And for a little hardcore proof he had it up and it isnt me just making a spoof dite, some nostalgia (using webarchive, they took a snapshot of his site and hold it in their DB)

[smith288]

dite=site

[hellinahandcart]

Wanna share the name of your "imaginary Congressman" with us? ;-)

(seriously, I may have to try that myself. I will pretend I have two terrific senators!)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Well done. A bump to the top to give this story some traction today.....

[smith288]

bttt

[PJ-Comix]

How long passed between the initial posting of this thread and the pulling of Long Dong Schmeltzer's website?

[LarryLied]

Nice website there. Let us not forget to link this thread and that site to every post about Jerrold Nadler.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

It was down by about 2p EDT yesterday.

[hellinahandcart]

It was down within a very few hours. Some lurker must have tipped off the Donger, who then "sprang into action".

(forgive me)

:D

[smith288]

You know whats great? No longer can these racist leftists feel so confortable any longer. The public that pays their salary has a right to find out who these people are behind their fake acts. This guy mocks black lifestyle, mocks Judaism even though he claims to be one (take more than having a name and parents....a little thing called "belief") and has a vulgar idea towards women. He is what leftists say is wrong with the Right. Which is false.