[goodnesswins]

Now "carrying pork" is probably the SMARTEST deterrent to terrorism I've heard - all planes should have it on board - and all passengers should be required to carry it! HEY, we could even make the gov't pay for it - as long as it would get rid of the stupid screening processors

[Billthedrill]

You can have my baloney samwich when you pry my cold, dead, mayonnaise-covered fingers from it...