Loser of the Week
YASSER ARAFAT
Vital Stats
Marital Status:
"I'm kinda married to my job right now, but I date maybe twice a month."
Assets:
Sensitivity, intelligence, good sense of humor, ability to order the killing of large numbers of Israelis without detection
Negatives:
Noncommittal, travels with 300 bodyguards, smells like goat cheese
My favorite Movie:
Schindler's List -- especially the funny parts near the end
Signature:
Nobel Peace Prize, third nipple
I wish:
"For my people to have a large chunk of land with a house and a pool in the backyard with a sign that says No Jews Allowed."
Recent Quote:
"Did anyone remember to tape Ally McBeal before they cut the power to my compound?"