if normal men, speaking metaphorically, prefer a fresh piece of ass to one which looks like a baked apple, the perverts, who prefer ass in the first place (and quite literally to that) would like to have it fresh too!
Do you really need to be a professor of rocket science to realise that?
Tell me if my logic is failing me somewhere.
No.
I can't say about your logic, I'm so dumfounded over your poor choice in analogies. Um, could you put in language less lurid?