"Like, omygosh, Crystal!!! Like, um, I just love your holistic, natural, and........um........gem-like name!! It's so kharmic and wonderful and neat and groovy 'n' stuff. Um, like, bummer though.........did you know that "Neuenschwander" means, like, either "new penis" or "one with nary a thought in its head"?? I mean, like, depends on what part of Europe you, um, er, came from 'n' stuff."
I remain in the light,
Feather Tikkleyerbum"