[George W. Bush]

Well, give us a chance. We're still trying to recruit our stormtroopers. But people keep whining they won't have time for nice potlucks if they start persecuting other religions.

I just keep pointing out that "No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

We're still trying to recruit our stormtroopers. But people keep whining they won't have time for nice potlucks if they start persecuting other religions.

Won't have time for a nice potluck?
P'shaw!!!