CLINTON 101 - Basic Racketeering
PRE-REQS:
"History 300 - How to Re-Write it"
"Diversion 343 - Wag the Elian" (Pre-req: Diversion 342)
"Diversion 342 - Wag the Iraqi" (Pre-req: Diversion 341)
"Diversion 341 - Wag the Serb" (Pre-req: Scandal 101, 201, 301)
"Scandal 301 - Grand Jury Perjury"
"Biology 388 - DNA Evidence" (Pre-req: Intern 269)
"Economics 319 - Markets Run Themselves" (No Course Work Required)
"English 330 - What 'IS' is"
"Phys Ed 240 - Sexual Assault"
Presidential Grad School for Clinton Studies?
Source: www.abcnews.go.com
Published: Thursday April 27, 2000 Author: Josh Gerstein
(HENCH comments)
On more than one occasion, White House reporters have been heard to grouse that President Clinton’s speeches can often sound like college lectures. Within a couple of years, that could be pretty close to the truth.
The University of Arkansas is moving forward with plans to start a graduate program in public policy that would be known as the Clinton School. (Klinton School of WHAT, racketeering?) The school would be housed at the yet-to-be-built Clinton presidential library and would award master’s degrees in “Leadership and Public Service.” (Masturbating degrees in leading young interns into "public service")
Clinton has been involved in the planning for the university program, but he hasn’t said much about it publicly. (Too vulgar for most audiences.) In a speech last December, Clinton said he wants his library to be more than just a stale collection of objects and papers. (Like, maybe we can have Monica there, instead of just her stained dress and false affadavit?) “I want this to be a museum, but not a mausoleum,” he said. While he mentioned the graduate program only briefly, the president was clearly excited about an effort he wants to make to let up-and-coming business executives take a year off to work in government under the auspices of the Clinton school. (First he needs SOME kind of incentive to get people to visit the LIE-brary, money always works.)
“I also want to develop partnerships with corporations all across America to bring their young executives here, to get them to agree to let their young people take a little time off to be in public service without being prejudiced in their rise up the corporate hierarchy,” he said. (Now he wants to tax businesses to pay for his liberal brainwash scheme.)
The Clinton School sounds like heaven for the policy wonk. A written proposal circulated to University of Arkansas faculty suggests the following course titles: “Decision Making with a Leadership and Service Model,” “Dynamics of Problem and Conflict Resolution,” “Visions of Community, and Communicating the Vision.” Three of those four courses would include an ethics component. (Yeah, how to shamelessly have NO ETHICS.)
According to the proposal, being a student at the school wouldn’t be only about altruistic public service:
“Graduates from such a prestigious program will be very employable,” the document says. (More like: "Indictable.")
It’s still not clear just what role President Clinton will play in the master’s program, but he does have teaching experience. After graduating from Yale Law School in 1973, Clinton taught constitutional law for a few years at the Fayetteville branch of the University of Arkansas. (Where only one female student admitted he assaulted her.)