There, that's a start.
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Toby, dammit!
I am quite sure Toby's a fine fella. There's no doubt in my mind. Country music singers generally speaking---like NASCAR folks and like pro-golfers, generally speaking, of course---good, decent Americans. But like good looking women, sometimes to the ones to whom the Lord gives the good looks He short-changes 'em on the gray matter.
Toby, listen up, son: Dan Rather ain't gonna like your song any better than a Canadian. Toby---Rather and all the network media trash liberals are all EQUALLY traitors to our country. Damn, son, it don't matter that they were born in the USA. I know that's hard to believe. Now git yore a$$ back down to the Western supply store and git yoresef a new hat. The sun and rain and wear has done caused yer old one to git too tight on your head it must have cut off the circulation or something and you need a new one. But God love you boy, that is one helluva song.
And we love you over here in West Tennessee, too, son!!
Now if we could just get some of our LEADERS to show the emotion that our COUNTRY SONGWRITERS are demonstrating!!!
There, that's a start.
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