[Jhoffa_]

Speaking of bathroom signs. I was in the carribean once, and I don't speak spanish.

Soooo, naturally when I walked into what I thought was the men's room (it was all in spanish, hell I didn't know) and noticed the commodes all had stalls I thought "wow, this is really nice..." and then I noticed how clean it was..

I only realized my mistake when I passed a woman on her way in as I was leaving.

Needless to say, the Managment watched me very closely after that..

[monkeyshine]

I did that at a Beverly Hills department store once. Heck, it was Beverly Hills, I figured all the bathrooms had nice stalls!

On my way out of the stall I caught the eyes of a woman through the mirrow. I must have gotten an extremely embarassed look on my face, because she just got a sort of stared at me with this satisfied smirk on her face... and without word I just slipped out the door. (I finally did find the men's room. To wash my hands, of course).

[Chad Bagwell]

bano= shower

cuarto de bano= bathroom

hombre= man(?)

Yo soy comiendo tu perro= I am eating your dog.