[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

My sister in law has one of those instant gratifiers. She uses it for cheese. Nothing like fresh gratified cheese on your spaghetti. Sure beats gratifying by hand.

[Lazamataz]

Sure beats gratifying by hand.

[Obvious follow-up joke ignored]

(Some lines are just too easy... no challenge....)

[RipSawyer]

The best thing is finely gratified onions on a really good hot dog.