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First of all, I never thought I'd be standing up here. (giggle) I mean, I am so honored. I'd like to thank my producer, and the makeup people, and the director, and all the other people who helped produce this. My agent! Oh, my agent made all this possible! Mom, you've been so supportive. And my wife -- honey, where would I be without you? And my friends who were right beside me during the toughest times....
Just kidding, I've never seen you in my life that I know of, you could be just as pretty as your wife and your mommy think you are, but I doubt it. I never see my momma's son, or the guy my wife is married to when I look in the mirror, all I see is........ME!!!!, (sob)