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The REAL Elizabeth Smart

A FreeRepublic Exclusive! Elizabeth Smart was supposedly kidnapped from her own bedroom at gunpoint, earlier this month in the Mormon town of Salt Lake City, Utah.

The mainstream press often portrays this beautiful 14 year old girl as angelic, innocent, sweet, and happy. Nothing could be further from the truth!

FR has the true story of the real Elizabeth Smart. Adept at leading a double life, this "perfect Mormon Girl" has deceived her teachers, friends, and family and now, the entire nation.

Her real life is a life of sleaze, sex, drugs, and crime. An anonymous freeper reported, "My first clue was the look I saw in her cold sad eyes shown in a family home video. Elizabeth has been sighted at every Rave party in Utah. Her ecstacy addiction was easy to maintain with money she regularly stole from her wealthy gay father. An unnamed informant has also revealed that Elizabeth often seduced her father's friends and business associated and then blackmailed them for even more money.

Her real struggle was how to get out of the oppressive grip of the Mormon church. Her family enforced strict Mormon rules by threatening to marry her off to her 53 year old ultragay polygamist cousin Tom Green if she shamed her powerful family in any way.

Her chance came when she met drifter Bret Michael Edmunds. She devised a sinister plan to escape her boring goodie-goodie life by asking Edmunds to help her fake her own kidnapping. Edmunds, who needed the drug money said, "Sure, why not?"

Elizabeth has since been spotted in island paradises such as Bermuda, Aruba, Cancun, and Cuba. When asked by one of our inside sources why she did it, she replied, "Hey, girls just wanna have fun." /end of story

I sent this story along with my resume to Natnl Enqrer. Like people keep saying, the family members are all suspects, so, why leave out Elizabeth? What makes her exempt from the "Blame the victims" game? We just want to know the truth!

LOL. Somebody is going to be skimming through these posts, not reading very carefully, and come across yours and start spreading your 'theories' as facts.

LOL..that's pretty funny...where'd you find that?