I suggest running the articles through this.
as an example, this: Running an article through Babelfish a few times might do it.
can becomes this: Runnin' an article through Babe'fish a few times might does it. (Redneck)
or this: Runnin' an article drough Babelfish some few times might do it. Man! (Jive)
or this: Wunning an awticwe thwough Babewfish a few times might do it.(Fudd)
or this: Roonneeng un erteecle-a thruoogh Bebelffeesh a foo teemes meeght du it. Um de hur de hur de hur. (Swedish Chef)
or this:Unningray anyay articleyay oughthray Abelfishbay ayay ewfay imestay ightmay oday ityay.(Igpay Atinlay)
or this: RUNNING AZN ARTICLE THrOUGH BABELFISSH 4 F3W TIMES MIGHT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ (Hacker)