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YOU KNOW YOU'RE GROWING OLDER WHEN....

You refer to your accountant as "that nice young man."

You have shoes older than your new assistant.

Your office nickname (formerly "Whiz Kid") is now "Den
Mother."

You can recite the lyrics to "Stop in the Name of
Love," but you can't remember your new area code.

You try to call your oldest child to dinner, but you
run through everyone else's name (including several
dwarfs) before you hit it.

The drive-thru attendant calls you "ma'am" before he
even gets a look at you.

You now believe that Elvis died young.

You hear yourself say, "This too shall pass."

You also hear yourself say, "I used to know that."

You're on your third mid-life crisis.

You name your cats Gin and Seng.

Your crow's feet have blossomed into a world class
aviary.

You get tired just looking at the pregnant woman with
the screaming toddler, behind you in line.

You look at that pregnant woman with the screaming
toddler, smile broadly, and keep on walking!!