To: Phantom Lord
One weekend when I was gone my roomate got trashed and passed out naked on the bathroom floor. My other roomates saw an immediate opportunity. They opened the door to the first floor dorm room and invited every passerby, boy or girl, to come in the room to check him out. One guy down the hall was shaved naked, head to foot, and painted camoflauge.
To: 11th Earl of Mar
One of my roommates joined the "Fat Guys" club in Buffalo. One of the initiation rituals is that on the night of initiation you must consume an entire bottle of Crown Royal. Well, he did.
About 4 AM while partying across the street at a friends house we heard a lot of noise coming from outside. Sounded like it was coming from my yard. We opened the blinds to discover my 6' 5" 350 lb roommate dancing naked on the front porch.
We got him inside and into his bedroom. Thats when the fun started. Lets just say a camera was involved and he would do whatever we told him to do.
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