[philman_36]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the...
Hey you! Shut up and piss in the cup!

Something is veeeeery wrong with us. /"Stripes"

No outrage?
Nope.
Figures.

[Flashlight]

...I pledge allegiance to the flag of the...
...Hey you! Shut up and piss in the cup!...

You hit the nail on the head. You said it better than I ever could. (Let me try anyway...)

"And I'm proud to be an A-mer-i-can..
where at least I know I'm free..."
"Hey you! Shut up and piss in the cup!..."

God Bless America, what's left of it.