[Basil Duke]

Rather than legalizing drugs, let's just make the blanket assumption that all Americans everywhere are high on crack - and then force them to prove their innocence on a round the clock, every day basis. Public piss tests for everyone. Line 'em up right there on the square, nude to maximize their humiliation and then scream "hippie!" at anyone who dares disagree. Squat right there ma'am, and make sure you don't splash on that government over-seer's hand. That'd be another felony. It all makes sense to me, now. Thanks for showing me the light.

[B Knotts]

Don't give 'em any ideas... :-)

Seriously, there are some here who would be OK with something like that.

[FreeTally]

Rather than legalizing drugs, let's just make the blanket assumption that all Americans everywhere are high on crack - and then force them to prove their innocence on a round the clock, every day basis. Public piss tests for everyone. Line 'em up right there on the square, nude to maximize their humiliation and then scream "hippie!" at anyone who dares disagree.

Based on their reasoning that "the schools desire to eliminate drugs outweighs privacy", I would not be surprised if the SCOTUS made such a ruling.