[b4its2late]

You forgot to mention gross.

[SteamshipTime]

And dateless.

[Willie Green]

You forgot to mention gross.

Too generic. The appropriate adjective is "skanky".

[Wondervixen]

I think I'll stick to keeping just the hair on my head and go on investing in gel & razors for everywhere else, thanks...I harbor no desires (like some who allegedly belong to my gender) of looking like Bigfoot or prehistoric women.