USO Canteen FReeper Style....Monday Mail Call ....July 8,2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen Freeper Style and Snow Bunny

[tomkow6]

"I'd like the number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona,"
the young man said to the 411 operator.

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,
Arizona," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated a moment, then said, "Well, most
people just call me Tyrone."

[tomkow6]

Sorry, that last one...........I forgot the gun was loaded........I think a beer would be in order for the house........... Tom

[SpookBrat]

That picture needs that song, "Nacho, Nacho Man..."

[Aquamarine]

Do you have that midi? I'll play it Sat. :)

[Mr_Magoo]

The A-List has all the real "Military" type humor!

Tempting fate . . .

The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

They promised any general who retired immediately his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on the general's body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he wished.

The first general was from the Air Force. He asked the pension clerk to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second man, an Army general, asked the pension clerk to measure from the tip of his up-stretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

The third general was a grizzled old Marine from Texas. He told the pension man "Son, I want you to measure from the tip of my penis all the way to my testicles."

The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received.

The Marine general insisted "No sir, you heard right. Go ahead and measure".

The pension expert said that would be OK, but that he'd better get a medical officer to do the measuring.

The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.

"My God!" he said, "where are your testicles?"

"Vietnam," the general replied.

[tomkow6]

If anyone was offended by my jokes, I apologize; I kinda got caught up in the heat of the moment.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Please say a prayer for me.
I found an internet company in Coos Bay that is hiring customer service reps.
Thet are open 24/7.
They had an online application which I filled out this morning.
They called me and want me to come in tommorrow afternoon to take a test.
So I'll go there after my watch tommorrow.
If I can get this job I can keep my business afloat and still do my Coast Guard watches.

[Pippin]

UGH!

[SAMWolf]

(You're welcome Aquamarine)

[Mr_Magoo]

You too?

I as well will apoligize if my posting has offended anyone.

I heard it said once that it is easier to ask for forgiveness afterwords than it is to get permission in the first place.

[Pippin]

I don't know if you've been told yet, but TomKow6 is not one of the BAD BOYZ. At least not an official one! TEHE!

[SAMWolf]

Prayers said Tonk! Good Luck!

[Mr_Magoo]

Prayers on the way!

[Pippin]

WOOHOO! I volunteer! (DROOL!)

[tomkow6]

YAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!! I'm OFFICALLY a "Bad Boy!"

See, Sassy, I'm NOT a brat!

[redhead]

I was hoping somebody would post that! I call them the "New Chippendales." Let's see...5 bad boyz, 5 Chip...naw. No way it could be them.

[SAMWolf]

Day late and a dollar short CS.

Tomkow6 was just inducted as an Official Bad Boy.

Unless you have a complaint and want him dis-barred, defrocked and Un-Bad Boyed?

[SAMWolf]

Nice try, but I've seen that one posted on FR.

[Pippin]

Only if you behave yourself. TEHE!