[tomkow6]

"I'd like the number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona,"
the young man said to the 411 operator.

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,
Arizona," the operator said. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated a moment, then said, "Well, most
people just call me Tyrone."

[tomkow6]

If anyone was offended by my jokes, I apologize; I kinda got caught up in the heat of the moment.