[tomkow6]

My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened
to him back in the early days of his practice.

He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined
right away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription
for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in
right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R
with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby,
complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little
behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.

The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the
pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:

"Put two drops in R ear every four hours."

[Mr_Magoo]

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs.

In high school, I dated a girl with big boobs, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I
needed a girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited
about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed
from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without
direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so
ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big boobs!!