[Travis McGee]

/1/ Case of commercial grade M-80s.

/2/ Wrist rocket slingshot.

/3/ One to light, one to launch at 45* angle in random directions over sleepy suburban neighborhood.

(Do not fumble or drop lit M-80s.)

Disclaimer: "The above is purely the product of the author's imagination".

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

You know, seeing that post of yours right below Squantos' sign off line "stay safe" just doesn't look right.LOL

[Joe Brower]

"The above is purely the product of the author's imagination".

Suuure it is. We believe ya! $;-)

This story and many of the posts here remind me of my childhood. And I have the burn scars to prove it!

[wardaddy]

One other thing the third world has better than us (aside from bordellos) are fireworks. In Brasil they are like little sticks of dynamite. Literally. I got kicked out of more than one hotel down there in my day for too much hedonism and lobbing "grenades: (a papaya stuffed with a couple of these babies)" off hotel balconies. They would explode and shower pink papaya goo all over the folks on the sidewalk below...LOL

[TC Rider]

/1/ Case of commercial grade M-80s.

Ah, the memories. We played that game when we lived in Georgia, back in the 60s. It was also fun to flip 'em out of the back of a ski boat. We called that game, 'Depth Charge'.

It certainly kept our water skiers alert.