[swarthyguy]

Maybe the guy Bernie Ebbers should have consulted or that telecoms analyst.

Not enough cracks in this story.

[Paul Atreides]

"I can tell you have a long panty line."

"I sense a huge f*rt coming up."

[BansheeBill]

I sense a booty-full future for you.

[Larry Lucido]

So, does he charge double for the obese, like Southwest Airlines does? Time is money, you know.

[curmudgeonII]

Is this what the guy told the judge in his trial?

[concerned about politics]

all types come to him to have their bottoms read.

Mostly men, lol.

Although he claims to have spent many years training his fingers,

Take a minute to picture that.

with his index and middle fingers the most sensitive, Buck says even amateur buttock readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities.

ROTFLMAO! Some really like it, and are read to be friendly. Those who punch him in the face are read to be agressive.

"I do not need to feel bottoms for my own pleasure. My wife is quite beautiful enough for me," he said.

How does he know? He's never seen her.

[concerned about politics]

He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.

OMG. I'm losing it. LMAO!

[concerned about politics]

BTTT

[small voice in the wilderness]

What, no crystal balls???

[steve-b]

Sounds like a gig for Clinton if the book thing doesn't work out.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Hmmm, sounds like he's really into Asstrology.

[Gumlegs]

Hey! Looks like Osama's future has caught up with him!

[Jonah Hex]

Well, I was going to make a crack about astral projection ... but I held it.

[Grut]

I can't believe twenty replies and nobody's said "WAG" yet!

[concerned about politics]

I'll bet many have told Ulf Buck to Buck Ulf when they found out how sensitive his two fingers were.

[maxwell]

Hey chicks, you wanna free psychic reading? ;) ;) ;)

[maxwell]

ASStrology bumpin' 'n grindin'

[whattajoke]

To continue my quest to be equally dismissive/critical of all things supernatural and not just christianity:

All psychics are ridiculous shams as well. There you go.

[Semper Paratus]

"This is verrry bad! You have Klingons on Uranus."

[Physicist]

I'm sure he could detect someone who's half-assed.

[Physicist]

Buck says even amateur buttock readers can make a broad-brush assessment of people's personalities.

It's true, you know. When I grope Mrs. P. I can just tell that she's going to me annoyed with me.