[sonofdemnomo]

Is liverwurst a pork product? I've heard it stinks. It might keep the Muslim terrorists away.

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHA!! Your mom has found the solution to passenger angst. Not feeling in control of your surroundings? Bring Spam and duct-tape. Mygawd, that's brilliant!!!

[Thumper1960]

Used to work with a Moozlim. Trust me......liverwurst and Limberger have NOTHING on those guys!