Its 'Fawlty', and I doubt it. If she was, she wouldn't have made it above ten feet or so before falling back
to Spaceship Mother Earth.
Where's a friggin federal arsonist when you need them?
I'd settle for an attack by owls. If it's so g.d. important to them, buy the tree and be done with it.
Better yet, take a look at the trees for ten miles around Mt. St. Helens after it blew. Then take a look now.