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To: chance33_98
Martha Stewart's Tip for CoonProofing

* change the frequency code for
  your garage door opener regularly,
  as raccoons are good guessers.

* make sure your online computer
  passwords contain some capital
  letters and numbers.  Never use
  your birth year!  Raccoons are
  very clever.

* don't be too quick to use the
   dust cloth when cleaning house.
   Let things get a little dirty.
   Raccoons wash their food before
   eating and the sound of running
   water in the kitchen/bathroom
   is an excellent coon alarm.

3 posted on 07/18/2002 7:09:10 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: gcruse
Does not look like Trafficant read that, one is on his head.
4 posted on 07/18/2002 7:17:14 PM PDT by chance33_98
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