A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 7-19-02

Billie and daisyscarlett

[Billie]

Will you be performing, or just watching? Hope you have a really wonderful week, whichever you're doing. I'll be gone next weekend (Fri, Sat, Sun) for a little mini-vacation.

[lodwick]

Wake up little sleepy-head
it's time to play.

[CounterCounterCulture]

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[lodwick]

Big happy yawns
back at'cha. ;-)

[lodwick]

Good morning there - where the heck is that pic?

I'm not doing well at all in my search for that awesome photo - and I just saw it a few days ago. ;-)

[lodwick]

Breaking the sound barrier

[Diver Dave]

Saying good morning again to you, dear friend. :)

Thanks, friend. Here's your morning coffee:

[lodwick]

Blame

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

[Diver Dave]

[lodwick]

Have a great day.

[The Thin Man]

So Billie, I see that whoever's practically blank profile page gets recognized and your page that took hour after hour to create doesn't even get 'honorable mention'. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

[daisyscarlett]

Thanks LadyX. Always good to see you and thanks for lovely jasmine. I have two Carolina jasmine's in my yard, climbing the fence. They are so fragrant...Love em...

[daisyscarlett]

As you know, I am partial to the Pledge you made with the flag graphics and I love Mama Bear's little bear reciting the pledge-he is so serious. But I thought I would look for something different today so I went searching on the Web and found a wonderful pledge, it was framed beautiful and had caligraphy and everything. Had pictures of the Founders. Well, luckily, before I posted it, I read it and it did not have "Under God" in it. The site that produced it was an anti-Under God site!!!

[daisyscarlett]

Nice to see you, as always. Did you ever share with us what test you were boning up for this weekend? Good luck with it, in any case...

[MeekOneGOP]

Howdy, Miss Billy! Nice graphic. Thanks.

[daisyscarlett]

Thank YOU, Texas Longhorn. Let us know when you have significant additions.....

[daisyscarlett]

G'nad found us without a special ping but here is Blackie's special ping, "per order" of Billie...hee hee

[daisyscarlett]

It will be a long, long time before I "master" tables. Mostly I just copy the commands you and Billie have used the day before LOL. I know what to do but not necessarily why...I will admit it is getting "easier".

Last night, I started posting this thread at 11:00 and was totally finished by 11:30 and did not know what to do with myself. In past, I would start at 9:00 p.m and maybe have it done by midnight.....

[daisyscarlett]

You have a wonderful sense of humor. Your Profile Page is a trip....and I love your post today...You had me going for a minute, I thought, oh no-a disruptor so soon....lol

[daisyscarlett]

Come back soon. I can guarantee we are more fun than washing windows.

Beautiful graphic and music choice this a.m. Thank you.