So, could you please tell us exactly where you live, what times you are and are not at home, and what kind of car you drive (preferably with the license number so that we don't get it mixed up with anyone else's car).
Since you obviously feel that what you own is meant to be shared with anyone who wants to take it, I just thought that we would make it easy ... and, if we do it while you're not home, you won't have to face the anguish of standing there and doing nothing while we do so.
Maureen Dowd: Wow! You win the "Word Twister of the Week" prize, how did you do it BlueLancer?
BlueLancer: Well I took Zeroisanumber's comments and twisted them around so that instead of being and argument against extra-judicial killing, it was an argument for a commie property-sharing initiative.
MD: Well, I know that I'm impressed...Say have you ever thought of being a journalist? There's an opening at the NY Times.