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Discovery of an Ancient 3D "Relief Map" of the Ural Region. Discovered in China!
Pravda ^ | 14:48 2002-04-30 | Translated by Vera Solovieva

Posted on 07/21/2002 4:37:11 PM PDT by vannrox

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To: wattsmag2
Yep, t[h]ey could do an aeronautical survey, but they made their maps of stone. Sure sounds believable to me.

You're too cynical. Remember, when they returned to their base in Peru's Nazca desert, they needed giant incised figures on the ground to find it!

21 posted on 07/21/2002 5:34:07 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Grut
And stone structures to live in, and human sacrifice. My my my. Thanks for "te" correction.
22 posted on 07/21/2002 5:36:14 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: ErnBatavia
Dummy. You could have claimed to have seen an image of Mary cryin' in that tortilla and made millions charges admission to view it.
23 posted on 07/21/2002 5:45:10 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: vannrox
You don't need an aircraft or spacecraft to build a relief map. This has been done ever since geometry. All it takes is time, manpower and an earlier development of simple geometry and survey tools. This sounds like someone had a grand vision for the Urals that could not be executed at the time. This happens every day. We just don't run across the remains of such old visionary thought very often.

If you want to get a "little" more bizzar--it is proof of time travel.
24 posted on 07/21/2002 5:49:40 PM PDT by Revolutionary
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To: aruanan
Close...it was NATIONAL LAMPOON'S "RADIO DINNER": DETERIORATTA.(you are the FLUKE of the universe,you have no right to be here..)
25 posted on 07/21/2002 5:55:04 PM PDT by jaz.357
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To: jaz.357
Close...it was NATIONAL LAMPOON'S "RADIO DINNER": DETERIORATTA.(you are the FLUKE of the universe,you have no right to be here..)

Thanks. It was back in the same era when I was listening to both. Do you remember who did the voice-over? Was it Ken Nordine? "And whether you know it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back."
26 posted on 07/21/2002 6:04:25 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: vannrox
The map we have is beyond of traditional perception of mankind and we need a long time to get used to it. We have got used to our miracle. At first we thought that the stone was about 3,000 years. Though, that age was gradually growing, till we identified the shells ingrained in the stone to sign some objects. Though, who could guarantee that the shell was alive while being ingrained in the map? The map’s creator probably used a petrified find.”

Hmmm, the latter, or there are many county courthouses that are hundreds of millions of years old.
27 posted on 07/21/2002 6:07:09 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: afraidfortherepublic
"Another story for blam..."

Thanks for the bump. We've had this on FR 2-3 times now. It's engravings, etc, done on very old rocks? Still like to know who did it and when though.

28 posted on 07/21/2002 6:27:43 PM PDT by blam
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To: vannrox
bttt
29 posted on 07/21/2002 6:34:25 PM PDT by Don Myers
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To: aruanan
"I like the Firesign Theatre version better"

Agreed......

But are we ALL really just
Bozos on this Bus ?

30 posted on 07/21/2002 6:34:32 PM PDT by blackbag
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To: aruanan
"I like the Firesign Theatre version better."

Deteriorata

You're dating yourself.

Very cool album ... "A child's garden of grass."

31 posted on 07/21/2002 6:35:30 PM PDT by knarf
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To: aruanan
"And whether you know it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back."

Give up!

32 posted on 07/21/2002 6:37:49 PM PDT by knarf
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To: jaz.357
Thanx for the correction, jaz ... I too listened to them both and during thoze tymez wen wheeeeee .......

Oh, I'm sorry, was I talking to me?

33 posted on 07/21/2002 6:39:54 PM PDT by knarf
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To: vannrox
Who are they kidding? That's Arkansas!
34 posted on 07/21/2002 6:42:01 PM PDT by apochromat
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To: blackbag
Isn't this really a map of the
"Stinking Desert National Indian Monument and Cobalt Testing Range"?
35 posted on 07/21/2002 6:44:36 PM PDT by tet68
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To: vannrox
Alexander Chuvyrov, being physicist, has got into the habit of entrusting only to results of investigation. While today there are such facts.

I, being Freeper, find this also of the utmost interest.

36 posted on 07/21/2002 6:46:54 PM PDT by Nebullis
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To: jaz.357
The following poem was not found in an old Baltimore church:

Introduction

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.

Ro-tate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Performed by National Lampoon on "National Lampoon Radio Dinner," a 1972 recording by Blue Thumb Records. Lyrics by Tony Hendra.

http://www.mendosa.com/fluke.html
37 posted on 07/21/2002 6:54:18 PM PDT by Semi Civil Servant
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To: blackbag
But are we ALL really just Bozos on this Bus ?

If we're the original Bozo--wait, he's dead, isn't he?
38 posted on 07/21/2002 7:21:22 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: knarf
If you're familiar with Firesign Theatre, do you know which album had the running joke about the "nice tall glass of meat"? I think it was something from the early 70's at the very latest.
39 posted on 07/21/2002 7:23:46 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: aruanan

Geological structure of the slab was determined: it cosists of three levels. The base is 14 cm chick, made of the firmest dolomite. The second level is probably the most interesting, “made” of diopside glas. The technology of its treatement is not known to modern science. Actually, the picture is marked on this level. While the third level is 2 mm thick and made of calcium porcelain protecting the map from external impact.

“It should be noticed, - the professor said, - that the relief has not been manually made by an ancient stonecutter. It is simply impossible. It is obvious that the stone was machined.” X-ray photographs confirmed that the slab was of artificial origin and has been made with some precision tools.


40 posted on 07/21/2002 7:24:31 PM PDT by vannrox
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