I sure won't argue with you... a friend of mine has a neighbor so dam' dumb he almost sawed himself off a tree limb... just like you see in the movies- him, saw, tree limb, bole of the tree... he goes on the outside of the limb and starts sawin' away...
He did realize what was about to happen and quickly switched sides- but what really scared me about that was that this dolt's vote counts just as much as mine...
Ouch, I hate it when that happens.