Leno.... Hard to believe, but in two weeks Clinton will not be President anymore. He'll just be another chubby middle-aged guy bugging waitresses at Hooters. ....
The big story is Hillary Clinton [will be] getting $8 million to write about her life in the White House -- including all of Bill's affairs. Actually, she can't write about all of his affairs, or else it would turn into one of those Time Life series books where you get one a month for 80 months. ....
All the new Senators were sworn in [recently], including Hillary Clinton. There was one kind of awkward moment when Hillary was asked what state she represented -- [and] she had to look at her driver's license.
... Gore says he'll leave Washington with love, appreciation, and hope. I think he's full of it! ....
Janet Reno will be looking for a new job too. She was going to open up her own Web site, but Amazon.com has already been taken.
It's now official. Hillary Clinton is now the junior Senator from New York; she was sworn in. She used the Clinton family Bible for the swearing in -- you know, the one with seven commandments.