Hillary Clinton Emerges As Moderate

Associated Press ^ | Sunday, July 28, 2002 | SHANNON McCAFFREY

[Dog Gone]

I'm speechless. Someone help me.

[linn37]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for the laugh !!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss Marple]

What needs to be said? Is this from the AP or from The Onion?

[IronJack]

Sounds like Godzillary's friends in the media are doing some pre-election product placement. They'll float this "moderate" balloon and see how it flies. Then if it works without alienating too many of Her Thighness's lunatic fringe constituents, expect it to be a major component in her campaign strategy.

If Hillary CLinton is a moderate, then Sol Alinsky is an orthodox rabbi, and Cornel West is an Uncle Tom.

[Republic]

Sweetheart, you must have forgotten to add the barf alert to your topic.

I mean....hitlery is a marxist, socialistic mini dictator who would happily CRUSH our electoral system of electing Presidents (she said so herself) and would love to socialize our medicine to the point of FORCING each of us to choose between three mandated docs or forego any medical treatment (should we not happen to like any of the offered medical folks). She is a horrible tyrant-one who ran a campaign wherein NO non scripted questions were even allowed.

She is one scary, very bad human being. Moderate-my arse!

[Republic]

Sounds like Godzillary's friends in the media are doing some pre-election product placement.

Dead on.

[dighton]

Someone help me.

Any time. Shannon McCaffrey is a pen name for Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Just kiddin' ..... I think.

[BOBTHENAILER]

``She is a complete and utter opportunist,'' said Morton Blackwell

I'll let Morton Blackwell help you out on this buncha trash.

[Pokey78]

After reading this, it is now confirmed that we are all in . . .

[Doctor Stochastic]

Isn't a Moderate someone who utilizes both Left-Wing and Right-Wing methods of opression?

[The Mayor]

I think i'm gonna puke!!

[FairWitness]

Others see a calculated makeover intended to position her for a return trip to the White House.

The winning answer.

[Republic]

ROFLMAssO!!!

Geeeeeeeez. This thread title really does make ya feel like the Twilight Zone has arrived!

[cyncooper]

Clinton has cast herself as a New Democrat on some key issues.

Cast herself indeed.

She says she's a moderate so the AP reporter reports it as if it were true.

Notice no questioning if certain positions were taken for political expediancy alone. President Bush has been accused of such with no evidence to support it.

[joyful1]

Where's the barf alert???!!

PS did she ever vote against a tax increase?

[mhking]

Let's try the logo for the new 'Zone' from UPN. Or maybe that Fox series "Beyond Belif: Fact or Fiction."

[thinktwice]

"AP" means ... American Pravda.

[independentmind]

She is a complete and utter opportunist,'' said Morton Blackwell, the Virginia Republican committeeman who formed an ``Emergency Committee to Stop Hillary Rodham Clinton'' during her Senate bid.

This guy has it just about right.

[Jim Noble]

The plan has been in effect for 2+ years now, and you're surprised?

Freeper RLK has the full explanation HERE.