[elbucko]

"A boy who had been trained to use guns safely picked the lock on the gun safe.."

If my boy, picked my safe, he wouldn't ever be able to pick his nose with that hand.
(The little b*st*rd)

[Looking for Diogenes]

If my boy, picked my safe, he wouldn't ever be able to pick his nose with that hand.

Neither will the kid in the anecdote.

When he handed the gun to his friend, the boy pulled the trigger and shot through his forearm and elbow. Several surgeries later, the kid is just now getting the use of his hand back.