If'st thou exchangest word for word with me, I shalt makest thy wit bankrupt!
Foun' at th' entrance of a Bangkok temple:
It is fo'bidden t'enter a woomin even
a fo'eigner eff'n dressed like a man, as enny fool kin plainly see.
In Hong Kong, this hyar was foun' on a box fo' a clockwawk toy:
Guareenteed to wawk throughout its useful life.
Ooops...An article makin' a reference to
th' Danish magazine Se og Hør, used a Roman “o”
instead of a “ø”. This hyar changed th' translashun of the
magazine title fum Look an' Lissen t'Look Who'e.
A sign at a Budapess zoo stated:
Please does not feed th' animals. Eff'n yo' have
enny sueytable grub, give it t'th' guard on duty.
This hyar detour sign was posted in Kyushowdy-doo, Japan:
Stop! Fry mah hide! Drive sideways.
At a hotel in Acapulco a notice read:
Th' manager has varmintally passed all the
water sarved in this hyar establishment.
This hyar sign was posted at a Hong Kong tailo' shop:
Ladies may haf a fit upstairs.
A sign in a Wal-Mart in Ontario, Kinada read:
All vendo's brin'in' diskettes in to
be used on Wal-Mart computers, muss
be scanned by th' recepshunist fo' viruses!