LOL, here's one for you. The site our office building is on, is being relandscaped for additional buildings. Currently there is a huge pit, 10' x 20' in a sea of red clay outside our office windows. It's marked off with yellow warning tape like a crime scene.
After some heavy storms, the pit filled with water. People were joking around and calling it a watery grave, etc.
Someone asked, "I wonder what's in there?".
I replied, "Teddy Kennedy's Oldsmobile!".
Sadly, no one under 30 knew what I was talking about. I quickly recounted the story of Mary Jo Kopechne and I swear that some didn't believe me.
Even worse, some old enough to remember, admonished me for rehashing old news. (d@mn libs)
Oh, but that's *good*! You're reminding them that their precious leftist fatboy icon's crimes have NOT been forgotten - and they don't like it!!!