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"Elian"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")
Elian...Elian...
When will these clouds all disappear?!
Elian...Elian...
Just tell the Sheeple, "Listen here."
With your mama you did float...
In a rickity ol' boat.
Miles from shore, your life capsized!!
But Elian...Elian...
'Twas fer FReedom yer mama died...
Elian...you're innocent...yeah!
Need your Miami kin by your side!!
Elian...America loves ya...
Thanksgiving Rescue made us cry...
All your dreams they were so close...
'Til "Butch" Reno stormed your home...
Her condamnation is near!!
Elian...Elian...
She'll be Jeb's victim this year!!
(Haunting keyboard solo)
Woah...Elian, don't you weep...
All our Congressmen we'll FReep!!
We hate EX-Prez'dent's shameless lies!!
And Elian...Elian, ain't no way we'll say "Goodbye!"
'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's honor in our goals!!
For your FReedom we will fight...
'Cuz Elian...FReepers love ya, hombre...
Everywhere Left looks, THEY'LL FEEL OUR MIGHT!!
We won't let Castro get his hands on you...
C'mon Nation, do what's RIGHT!!
Elian...Elian...ain't FReedom awful nice?!
Elian...Elian...Liberty is worth the Fight!!
Mudboy Slim
Elain deserves to live in FReedom...let his papa stay here!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 06/18/2000 07:32:15 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Fussed and cussed that Reno whore...
"Butch" storm-trooped his new home!
Sent him back to Ol' Castro...
To help her pal, Gore.
Wishin' he'd been older then...
So he wouldda had some rights.
Thinkin' 'bout how sweet FReedom did taste...
Fer his Liberty, he'd fight!!
Young Elian's daydreamin'...
'Bout when his FReedom was stole away.....
Papa played Ol' Fidel's game...
'Else his own ma'd be dead!
Elian knows the Ultimate Villain...
Was America's Tyrant, Slick!
Couldda stood up strong and bold...
Instead kissed Castro's A$$...
'Cuz Lib'rals believe that real FReedom's obscene...
Said, "Enslave that young lad!!"
Young Elian's daydreamin'...
Lord, he's just schemin' his return to the States!!
(Soothin' guitar/piano reprise)
Greggie Craig, consigliere...
Clinton's private whore...
Fought the case against Liberty...
JUSTICE?! Ain't parta his World!
Sheeple, why should we be resigned...
To accept this Leftist BILE?!!
Let's sing and yell...let's give Dems Hell!!
We'll be groovin' 'cuz Right's back in style!!
Else young Elian'll be leavin'...
Folks, we'll be stealin' his rights away...
Come on, all you FReepers...
Folks, it's all 'bout FReedom...Elian must stay!!
Doo doo doo dooo doooo...
Doo doo doo dooo dooooooo...
MargaritaVille FReegards...MUD
77 Posted on 06/25/2000 08:53:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Thanks. I love posting them. Finding new ones (like this one) is half the fun!