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you can screw the people here just not your pets
1 posted on 07/31/2002 8:47:35 PM PDT by TheEaglehasLanded
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. "One little girl we heard of did an internet search on 'turtle love.' What she found was a whole manual on how to have sex with turtles."

This is a joke, right?

2 posted on 07/31/2002 8:52:06 PM PDT by Jorge
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Time to haul all those dogs that want to hump your leg off to jail, and press felony charges against them. I don't know how many times I've seen felony sexual assault committed by dogs against people. Throw the book at them!
4 posted on 07/31/2002 8:53:35 PM PDT by coloradan
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Do they consider the blow-fish an animal?
5 posted on 07/31/2002 8:53:59 PM PDT by slimer
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Yep, it's those derned Christians, again. Trying to force their morals on everyone. Just as bad as the Taliban, they are.

/ wiseguy mode off.

6 posted on 07/31/2002 8:54:02 PM PDT by FormerLib
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Pets and farm occupants do not pay taxes ...
9 posted on 07/31/2002 8:57:33 PM PDT by Ben Bolt
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turtles?????? I don't even want to know!
10 posted on 07/31/2002 8:58:37 PM PDT by knak
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If the act is done in the presence of a minor, or the animal suffers physical injury, it becomes a Class 3 felony

Soooo, if the turtle escapes from the ...uh...engagement unscathed, it's a Class 4 felony, but if her shell is broken, it's a Class 3 (with jail time)? What a world.

11 posted on 07/31/2002 9:00:41 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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What? I must give my Goat child support for her kids?
14 posted on 07/31/2002 9:04:27 PM PDT by Hunble
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According to this report, Bestiality has been an accepted sexual norm for citizens of Illinois for at least 250 years?

Capone only caught syphilis?

Bill won't sleep with Hillary?

Baaaaaaaaaaa...
15 posted on 07/31/2002 9:04:36 PM PDT by Vidalia
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According to PETA animals have the same rights as humans, therefore sexual acts between consenting adults of any and all species in the privacy of their own bedroom, den, lair, sty,coop, burrow, corral, etc., should be no body's business but the sexactees. (sarcasm)
18 posted on 07/31/2002 9:10:56 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell
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I can't stop wanting ewe,
it's useless to say
So I'll just live my life
in dreams of yesterday.
20 posted on 07/31/2002 9:14:45 PM PDT by Consort
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Looks like chicken soup my friend . What the *uck is the deal , when we have 10,000 people going to weigh in on something that simply requires common sense .

Bump for an offshore bank account ............... I cant stand it .

21 posted on 07/31/2002 9:15:36 PM PDT by Ben Bolt
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Peter Singer is probably close to busting a vein in anger over this new legislation.
24 posted on 07/31/2002 9:35:34 PM PDT by 3catsanadog
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What's next, the "Knothole Protection Act?"
25 posted on 07/31/2002 9:44:55 PM PDT by Old Professer
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Oh Puleeeze, how soon can we convict ryan for the license scam & get rid of him for good??????
28 posted on 07/31/2002 10:53:11 PM PDT by blondee123
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If the cat is in heat, does that make it a consenting adult?
29 posted on 07/31/2002 11:17:24 PM PDT by Salman
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They should call this the 'Tom Green Law'.
31 posted on 07/31/2002 11:52:47 PM PDT by opinionator
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How did they define "sex"? I mean, is oral sex "sex"?
32 posted on 07/31/2002 11:59:33 PM PDT by Iwo Jima
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Its nice to see the liberals agree bestiality goes against nature. Now if only they would come to a similar finding about sodomy.
38 posted on 08/01/2002 12:22:13 AM PDT by goldstategop
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Why are they leaving vegetables unprotected by the law?
39 posted on 08/01/2002 12:23:23 AM PDT by per loin
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