A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-01-02

Billie

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hi, louie. Are you having a nice day?

Sure did! Did you? : )

Awwwwww....you just get cuter every day. : )

[andysandmikesmom]

Thanks for the welcome...nice thread to be on...

[ST.LOUIE1]

Billieeeeeeee!

You comin' out to play with wolfie? : )

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, now, I have gotten an education in the properties and uses of caliche....a new word added to my vocabulary, with pics and everything...thanks...

[CounterCounterCulture]

Good morning, CCC - did you sleep in your crown last night? :)

I think there was a mix-up at UPS and I got a tiara instead. MUCH easier to sleep in though. ;-)

[whoever]

Lips like yours make my ears lay back! AhhhhRoooooo!!!!

You had better watch it or Julie will be here to pin your ears back.

[JustAmy]

Hi Wolfie ......
See you when you get back. LOL

Can't find anymore great ones right now, so how about this?

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for.

"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

"Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years...say, a red Corvette?"

"Wow! Are you kidding?"

"Yes...... . But you started it."

[ST.LOUIE1]

Lips like yours make my ears lay back! AhhhhRoooooo!!!!

You had better watch it or Julie will be here to pin your ears back.

You didn't have to go and spoil my fun. : (

LOL

[ST.LOUIE1]

"Yes...... . But you started it."

LOL! You and 'who' are simply the best!

[JustAmy]

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?", he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,

"For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?"
"It was 'Momma Bear' who got up first."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who woke up everybody else in the house."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who made the coffee."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who set the table."
"It was 'Momma Bear' who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish."
"And, now that you've decided to drag your butts downstairs and grace 'Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, ...listen good, 'cause I'm only going to say this one more time......
"I haven't made the d*** porridge, yet!!"

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[whoever]

I am a bit late in reading this part of the thread, but, Aqua, that is the cutest little kitten.

[CounterCounterCulture]

That was all DELICIOUS! Too bad I now have to sue you < SMIRK >

[ST.LOUIE1]

Sounds like something 'fuzzy' would say. : )

[Pippin]

The ladies here are right!

You ARE a WOLF!

[Billie]

I see he finally showed up, but evidently through the back door. Right, Louie? :)

[Billie]

Well, that was very.......sweet! :)

[Pippin]

HA! HA! HA!

[Billie]

Thanks, dutchess! I like what lodwick said earlier.....the "Getting to Know You" thread! Magog is fun to know! :)

[Pippin]

Hey, Billie, He is a Wolf!

[Billie]

You are both welcome! Yes, Kay! LOL! I love to see you use my 'stuff'! Anytime, you know that!