Republican=Republican
Independent=Republican who swore to his father he would never be a Republican.
Libertarian=Independent who wants dope legalized.
2nd truth:The first Libertarian has yet to be born who has a sense of humor!
Pray for GW and the Truth
Actually, a lot of the Libertarians are pretty funny people. They're just tired of being slandered as potheads for wanting changes to the drug laws...