A. Not to worry. Use a forged birth certificate which you can obtain for $25.00 on Alvarado Blvd in the Mac Arthur Park section of L.A.
LOL!! This is true now but that area was real nice when I first moved to LA in the late 60's. I put down many a cool one with members of LAPD's Rampart division at DeAnza's bar at 7th and Alvarado.