ROFLOL! Even that might not work, lady!
Thanks for your prayers for Eric. We should hear from him tomorrow. Now that he's in 'Blue phase' he has quite a bit more freedom, and 15 minutes for his phone calls instead of just 2!! He doesn't have to talk as fast as that guy in the TV ads a few years back (what was his name?) to get all the stuff in that he wants to tell us. :o)
About that e-mail.......Eric practically preached a sermon at his graduation, with total approval of the administration. It's not so bad everywhere, that you have to be quite so 'creative' to invoke God's blessing on your class.