Part of the problem was that the report given the Bush Administration had absolutely no 'W's in it. Causing severe confusion in reading it. Law became 'La', War became 'Wa' (Actually a common pronounciation by some Clinton political operatives), Know became Kno and Towers became 'Toers'.
Deciphering the document was further complicated by the fact that every 3rd page, read "Bush Lost" in giant letters, every 7th page was a pornographic picture, and every 16th page was a xerox of a woman's buttocks with a tattoo reading "Marx, Trotsky and Stalin 4 Me".
The report was not found until the 15th day of the new administration when desk drawers, glued shut during the transition were finally forced open. The desk was in an office that had its doorknobs removed.
The document was dated 10/95, the cover was blemished with many stains from being used as a drink coaster and had several cigarette burns on it.