[razorback-bert]

I am going to be missing in action for a few days, going to the back of the beyond to hunt down and slay the wily trout-spam and bass-spam to replenish the larder.

In my spare time, I may work a little.

Billie, where is that giant flag, I am going south of Sonora.

[ofMagog]

Permission to leave the ship granted. LadyX has prepared several packages of your temperance tracts for the natives in the local bars and, er, houses. We know we can depend on you.
Carry on.

[COB1]

Bert, when you get into Laredo, just head toward Mexico.
You can't miss it.
It's right off the Interstate - I35, I think.