[Scuttlebutt]

LadyX has prepared several packages of your temperance tracts for the natives in the local bars and, er, houses.

The distribution of the temperance tracts has always been my responsibility. If you turn that task over to razorback-bert, I'll be out of a job.

He should be assigned other duties instead of getting into my rice bowl.

[ofMagog]

Verily, oh wise one, we do not want a mutiny on our hands. You are wise in the ways of bars and the, er, "houses" and thus you must indeed retain your hard earned MOS. Razorback-bert, I am sure, will gladly recognize your rank and be glad to assist you in your chores upon your request.

To you chuckling others:
Command is a tough and sometimes unrewarding responsibility, a dirty job someone must do, and I retain command. Now, if you will excuse me, I have duties to perform.

Who ate the cottage cheese?
Where are the oranges?
Where are my steel balls?
Where is my palm tree?!