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To: ofMagog; LadyX; Scuttlebutt; razorback-bert; Billie; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny; beowolf
After the intentional fileting of Fred's phallus, it was interesting to note that the pole pruning piranhas suddenly became extinct!
Now we can surmise from that information that they either starved to death or died from gluttony.
Fred is the only member of the crew who thinks the latter is the case.
70 posted on 08/08/2002 12:56:22 PM PDT by COB1
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To: COB1
Did anyone yell "Land Shark"?
71 posted on 08/08/2002 1:39:38 PM PDT by princess leah
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To: COB1; ofMagog; LadyX; Scuttlebutt; razorback-bert; Billie; parsifal; Fred Mertz; Snow Bunny
Cobby, the pole pruning, orchidectimizing, paranhas are not extinct. It was one of those weird instances wherein something gets coded into their genetic structure to avoid....in any case, Fred no longer has to worry about them thinking he is bait.

It is safe, I repeat...It Is Safe To Go Back Into The Water!-)
72 posted on 08/08/2002 2:01:35 PM PDT by beowolf
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